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Kitties, diarrhea, and icy adventures

Boy: "I just unlocked a new level in Iceberg!"

Girl: "And your cats are now ruling the icy continent?"

Boy: "Yes! But there’s one problem…"

Girl: "What?"

Boy: "While they were sliding on the ice, they didn’t notice they left behind… diarrhea tracks!" 💩❄️🐱

Diarrhea and Cats’ Adventures

Boy: "My cats just returned from the most epic journey in Catizen!"

Girl: "And I’m sure they came back with a baggage… of poop!"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Girl: "You’re traveling with the cats, but they’re traveling with diarrhea — don’t forget to feed them wisely!" 💩🌍

Airdrop and bathroom adventures

Boy: "I got tokens! This was the best airdrop!"

Girl: "Best, you say? Not as good as you think. These tokens can drop in value just as fast as you’ll run to the bathroom after diarrhea."

Boy: "Well, I calculated everything!"

Girl: "You calculated, but they’ll disappear so fast you won’t even make it to the bathroom!" 💩🚽

Axie Adventures

- "I took my Axies on an adventure!"

- "Where did you go?"

- "We visited a virtual jungle."

- "How did they like it?"

- "They spent most of the time farming SLP." 🌿

Gas Fee Adventures

I paid $50 in gas fees to send $10.

Now I’m emotionally bankrupt. 😭⛽

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