Boy: "Look at how my hamster is fighting, he’s literally on the verge of victory!"
Girl: "On the verge, you say? Well, soon your hamster will be on the verge of... diarrhea!"
Boy: "Seriously? How is this related to Hamster Kombat?"
Girl: "Simple: in the game, everything seems perfect, then your hamsters get diarrhea from stress!" 💩🐹
The God of Chaos whispered to the God of Order, “Your strategies are so 2022.” 🤫
- "I joined the Axie Battle Arena!"
- "What was your strategy?"
- "I used my best NFT fighter and a tokenized shield."
- "Did you win?"
- "I came first, with a blockchain combo!" 🥇