Entered crypto for freedom. Now I’m free from money.
Hamster: "What’s the difference between a bull and a hamster market?"
Trader: "In a bull market, we get rich. In a hamster market, we just run in circles until we’re broke."
Hamster: "Makes sense... I guess?"
Hamster: "Is it a bull market or bear market?"
Trader: "It’s a hamster market—we’re all spinning."
I threw a BBQ during the bull market.
Everyone brought steak, but no one brought gains. 🥩📉