Boy: "I’m opening chests, hoping to get a rare card!"
Girl: "Oh, you’re like diarrhea: always hoping for the best, but ending up with disappointment."
Boy: "But once I get the card, I can sell it for a ton of money!"
Girl: "I hope this card doesn’t end up like your last diarrhea — just a waste of time." 💩🎮
Boy: "My collection of Splinterlands cards is a masterpiece!"
Girl: "A masterpiece? Are you sure? You’re like diarrhea — tons of enthusiasm at first, then only disappointment!"
Boy: "But the cards could grow in value!"
Girl: "I hope you grow in knowledge on how to spend money wisely." 💩🎮
Boy: "Look, I got a rare card in Splinterlands! This is my chance!"
Girl: "If you’re so excited about a card that’s worth less than the price of toilet paper, we’re in trouble."
Boy: "You don’t get it, this is an important card!"
Girl: "Yeah, just like poop on the floor — everyone thinks it’s valuable, but the smell won’t go away." 💩💳
A Gods Unchained player said, “I’ll get all the cards!” They ended up with 100 cards. “I think I might have a problem…” 😂