Boy: "I sold my tokens, and now I have money for a new gadget!"
Girl: "You can buy the new gadget, but I think you’ll get another 'diarrhea' experience." 💩📱
Boy: "Don’t worry, I won’t risk it with crypto!"
Girl: "You might not risk it, but diarrhea is definitely risking your bathroom time!" 🚽💩
Splinterlands: "Hey, Star Atlas, can I buy a spaceship with my monster NFTs?"
Star Atlas: "Sure, but you’ll have to pay an intergalactic gas fee. 🚀💸"
Gods Unchained: "I’ll bless the deal for a divine fee too."
Splinterlands: "Let me guess, divine fees cost double the blockchain fees?"
Gods Unchained: "Of course. Blessings aren’t cheap. 🙏💎"
When crypto drops, I try to stay calm.
But who am I kidding? I panic-sell like the rest of them.
Step 1: Look at your portfolio and pretend everything is fine.
Step 2: Buy the dip.
Step 3: Repeat Step 1.