Dentist Jokes - Page 1

Ethereum at the Dentist:

"Ethereum, why are you here?"
"Just getting my blocks polished and my smart contracts checked."
"Any cavities?"
"Only in the scalability department!" 🦷

Ethereum Goes to the Dentist:

"Dentist, I think I have a block cavity!"
"Ethereum, let me see… Oh, it’s congestion in your wisdom chain!"
"Can you fix it?"
"I’ll have to scale it out—don’t worry, the gas fee is included."
"That’s a relief… kind of." 😬

Ethereum at the Dentist:

"Dentist, I think I have a problem!"
"What’s wrong, Ethereum?"
"My gas fees are causing a lot of pressure!"
"Let’s have a look. Hmm, you need to floss between those blocks more often."
"Will that reduce the fees?"
"Not really, but at least your blockchain will look clean!" 😁

DeFi Dentist

My dentist started investing in DeFi.

Now I’m paying him in tokens for fillings. 🦷💸

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