Bought crypto last week. Now I’m eating instant noodles, hoping for instant gains.
A Splinterlands player collected all the rare cards. “Now I’m unstoppable!”
5 minutes later: “Why do all my monsters still have 1 health?” 🏥
I tried to change my clothes in Decentraland,
but it asked me to “sync” my wardrobe! 😳
"What’s worse than dying in Squid Game?"
"Getting rug-pulled in crypto right after you win!" 🏃♂️💨💀
Hamster: "Who controls this coin?"
Trader: "Not me. Definitely not you."