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When Crypto Dips, So Does My GPA

Spent all night watching Bitcoin charts instead of studying. Now I know the dip in my grades was inevitable.

I Didn’t Know Crypto Had This Many Dips

Crypto’s so full of dips, it feels like I’m on a diet and my weight keeps dropping.
I should’ve just stuck to buying ice cream.
At least it doesn’t drop, it just melts.

When You Buy the Dip, But It Dips Again

I bought the dip yesterday.
Then it dipped again today.
I guess it’s just like my hopes and dreams—always going lower.

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