Boy: "My cats are real pros in Catizen now!"
Girl: "Really? And they’re pros not just in games but in leaving marks — all over the house and the toilet!"
Boy: "They’re great, but what do you mean?"
Girl: "As soon as the cat smells new food, he turns into a pro of diarrhea!" 💩🐱🚽
Why don’t people go to the job fair in Decentraland?
Because every position is already “minted”! 💼
"What’s your project, Ethereum?"
"I’ve built a smart contract-powered volcano!"
"Does it work?"
"Yes, but it erupts every time gas fees rise." 🌋
"Ethereum, what’s your project about?"
"It’s a model of decentralized networks!"
"How does it work?"
"Each node builds blocks while avoiding high gas fees—it’s revolutionary!"
"Did you win?"
"Not yet, but I’m optimistic about ETH 2.0!" 🔬
A young man asked the fairy godmother for a way to become rich. She waved her magic wand and said, "Your wish is granted! You’ll become a crypto millionaire!" The man looked confused. "But… you didn't even specify which coin!" The fairy godmother sighed, "Well, you can always trust ‘PumpCoin,’ right?"
Once upon a time, there was a princess who asked her fairy godmother for a way to escape her life. The fairy godmother replied, "I can send you to the Squid Game." The princess gasped and said, "No thanks, I’ll stick with my royal duties." The fairy godmother sighed, “Trust me, it's cheaper than therapy!”