Boy: "My cats became too active in Catizen!"
Girl: "Well, that’s all we needed — soon they’ll be following only one path — straight to your bathroom with diarrhea!"
Boy: "Seriously?"
Girl: "Absolutely! In Catizen, they can be superheroes, but their poop is out of control!" 💩🦸♂️🐱
A: "Why doesn’t Splinterlands explore space like Star Atlas?"
B: "They tried, but the gas fees grounded their dragons. 🐲💸"
A: "Guess that’s why they stick to card battles!"
B: "Yep, cards don’t need fuel, just strategy. ♟️"
Gas fees feeling high? Don’t worry, Ethereum’s got you!
It’s like getting a car with no gas—wait, that doesn’t sound right! ⛽💥
But Ethereum’s Gas fees? They’re always improving… Well, slowly improving! ⏳
Just like any blockchain, it’s a fuel that never quits, but oh boy, it sure makes you burn through your savings! 🔥💸
I forgot my private key.
Guess I’m truly decentralized now. 🗝️😂