"Welcome to the Blockchain Museum!"
"What’s the highlight?"
"Our exhibit on gas fees—watch as they rise and fall unpredictably!"
"Is it interactive?"
"Yes, but it costs extra to participate!" 🏛️
"How do you play Squid Game like a true degen?"
"Put all your money into a meme coin and pray to the crypto gods!" 🙏💰
Hamster in a bear market: 'I’ll just hoard more seeds… that’s what I do in hard times.'
Surviving a bear market is like surviving a zombie game: trust no one, stockpile resources, and always watch your back. 🧟♂️🐻