Star Atlas: "Help! My spaceship NFT disappeared into a black hole!"
Splinterlands: "That’s not a black hole. That’s the Ethereum network during peak hours. 🕳️⏳"
Gods Unchained: "You should’ve prayed before launching it."
Star Atlas: "Will praying bring it back?"
Gods Unchained: "No, but it’ll make you feel better."
A Star Atlas player saw a black hole and said, “I’ll avoid it!” They flew straight into it. “Oops, guess I’m taking the scenic route.” 🌌
A Star Atlas player opened their account and it said, “Error: Account sucked into black hole.” 🌑
A Star Atlas investor said, “All my funds went into a black hole!” Accountant: “That’s the crypto market for you.” 🌌
What’s the worst investment in Star Atlas? Buying a black hole; it just sucks you in. 🕳️
Hamster: "I just bought this coin, it’s super cheap!"
Trader: "Did you research it?"
Hamster: "No, but I saw it mentioned in a meme!"
Trader: "That’s how you fall into the crypto rabbit hole..."