A Star Atlas player went for a space job interview. Interviewer: “What’s your experience?”
Player: “I once flew through a black hole and lived to tell the tale.” 🕳️
A God applied for a job. Interviewer: “What are your weaknesses?” God: “I smite too much.” ⚡
"So, Ethereum, why should we hire you?"
"I’m efficient, transparent, and decentralized!"
"What’s your weakness?"
"Gas fees under pressure."
"Welcome aboard… if you can handle the onboarding costs." 💼
"Why did Ethereum ace the crypto job interview?"
"Because it’s always proven its worth!"
"Does it have experience?"
"Definitely! It’s been validating transactions for years!"
"Sounds like the perfect hire!"
"Yeah, it’s got smart contract skills!" 👔
A guy walks into a job interview. The recruiter says, "We’re looking for someone who can work under pressure." The guy replies, "Well, I’ve survived the Squid Game, so this should be a walk in the park." The recruiter smirks and says, "Great, you’re hired... now let's play 'Red Light, Green Light' with your responsibilities."