Crypto Twitter says “When Lambo?” I’m asking, “When lunch?”
"Why does Ethereum dream of driving a Lambo?"
"Because it wants to get there fast—like its transactions!"
"Is it in a rush?"
"Not really! Ethereum knows it’s got the long-term scalability!"
"So no need for a Lambo?"
"Not at all, but it’s definitely got the blockchain speed!" 🚗
Hamster: "I’m buying more coins. Lambo is coming soon!"
Trader: "A Lambo? What’s your plan?"
Hamster: "I’m hoping it’s the one that gets me to the moon!"
Trader: "Don’t forget to pack a parachute."
Hamster: "When Lambo?"
Trader: "First, let’s try affording hamster food."