Crypto drops are like bad food—no matter how much you try to enjoy it, you just can’t.
And now I’m not hungry for profit either.
Every drop makes me question my strategy.
Should I just invest in socks? At least they don’t dip.
I thought I could predict crypto, but after this drop, I’m considering starting a career in fortune telling.
At least they have a crystal ball.
Crypto drop: “I’m here to ruin your day.”
Me: “Maybe I should’ve just bought a house instead of Bitcoin.”
After this drop, I questioned my life choices.
Is crypto really my path, or should I just stick to collecting stamps?
At least stamps don’t dip.
I spent my last $100 on crypto, hoping it would go up.
Instead, it dropped.
Well, at least I can buy pizza... if I hadn't spent it on crypto.