It’s always "locked out"!
Ethereum: "Let’s watch a documentary about decentralized networks!"
Polkadot: "I’ll bring the popcorn and connect the seats!"
Bitcoin: "I’ll take the stable movie ticket, no surprises!"
Ethereum: "Let’s hope the movie doesn’t get stuck in a gas fee loop."
Polkadot: "I’m making sure we all get the best view of the blockchain!"
Bitcoin: "I’ll pay for the tickets in full, no fees!" 🍿
"Ethereum, what are we watching?"
"A thriller: ‘Gas Fees: The Rise and Fall.’"
"Sounds intense!"
"Wait until the scalability twist at the end!" 🎥