A player encountered a space monster. “What’s our defense system?”
Ship AI: “We have a laser pointer!” 😱
Hamster: 'I sold everything!' Me: 'Did you sell your crypto?' Hamster: 'No, I sold my wheel... the market was too stressful!'
Hamster: "I missed the big pump, I need to buy now!"
Trader: "Wait, what’s your plan?"
Hamster: "I’m just going to buy anything that looks like it’s going up!"
Trader: "And what if it’s a trap?"
Hamster: "I’ll panic sell and buy something else!"
Hamster: "I can’t take it anymore! I’m selling everything!"
Trader: "What’s wrong?"
Hamster: "The market is going down!"
Trader: "You should have sold when it was high!"
Hamster: "I was waiting for it to go even higher!"
I bought a pixelated NFT thinking it was a collectible. Turns out it was just a roadmap to a Ponzi scheme! 🖼️😅
I lost my private key and told my friend.
He said, “Well, that’s one way to decentralize your wealth.”