Splinterlands: "Hey, Star Atlas, can I buy a spaceship with my monster NFTs?"
Star Atlas: "Sure, but you’ll have to pay an intergalactic gas fee. 🚀💸"
Gods Unchained: "I’ll bless the deal for a divine fee too."
Splinterlands: "Let me guess, divine fees cost double the blockchain fees?"
Gods Unchained: "Of course. Blessings aren’t cheap. 🙏💎"
A: "Star Atlas said they found treasure on Splinterlands’ blockchain."
B: "Did they share it?"
A: "Nope, Gods Unchained intercepted it with a Divine Shield! 🛡️💎"
B: "Pirates vs. knights – I’d watch that!"
A player was attacked by space pirates. “Surrender your ship!”
Pirates: “And... share your Netflix password!” 🏴☠️
- "I sailed the seven seas in The Sandbox!"
- "What did you find?"
- "An NFT treasure chest full of tokenized gems!"
- "Did you keep it?"
- "I shared it with my blockchain crew!" 🏴☠️
- "I built a pirate ship in Decentraland!"
- "What’s the crew like?"
- "Mostly blockchain pirates and token thieves."
- "Do you sail the seas?"
- "Only if the smart contract allows me to." 🏴☠️
"Arrr matey! Why is Ethereum always so rich?"
"Because every time it processes a block, it gets more gas than a pirate ship!"
"And why does it keep upgrading?"
"To avoid getting plundered by the competition, of course!"
"Yarr, I bet it’s got a treasure chest full of smart contracts!" 🏴☠️