Turned my scholarship into crypto. Now I’m majoring in regret.
I told him, “Yep, going to the moon... just waiting for my coins!” 🌕
It works hard, and I pay the electricity bill. ⚡
I told her, “No, but it’s mining for the moon!” 🌕
I told him I'm mining for the future—Mars coins!
Boyfriend: "StepN is amazing! We can both join and walk together for money!"
Girlfriend: "How much do we need to start?"
Boyfriend: "Just $1200 for two pairs of NFT sneakers!"
Girlfriend: "Or we could walk for free and save $1200."
Boyfriend: "But where’s the fun in that?"
Girlfriend: "The fun is in not fighting over your next crypto scheme." 👟💔
Boyfriend: "Babe, I just spent $1,000 on StepN sneakers! Now I’ll make money just by walking!"
Girlfriend: "Wait, $1,000? How long will it take to get that money back?"
Boyfriend: "Well, if I walk 10 kilometers a day, maybe 2 years?"
Girlfriend: "So you’re walking away from financial stability and into insanity?" 👟💸
Boy: "Did you hear about the new cryptocurrency? It’s our chance!"
Girl: "I thought our chance was in the mortgage, not in tokens."
Boy: "We can’t buy a house, but we can invest in the future!"
Girl: "If the future is an empty apartment and a few tokens, then I’m in." 🏚️💰
Boy: "We have to invest in Ethereum, it’s our chance!"
Girl: "You’re talking about it again? You see crypto everywhere!"
Boy: "It’s not just 'crypto', it’s a revolution!"
Girl: "A revolution? You better look at our place — we’re short on rent!"
Boy: "But I invested in Ethereum! Everything will be fine!"
Girl: "Everything will be fine when we return to real life and stop living in the virtual world!" 🏚️💔
Girl: "You talk so much about Bitcoin. I can’t listen anymore!"
Boy: "But this is our chance!"
Girl: "Our chance for what? You put everything into one crypto, and now all we have left is debt!"
Boy: "Well... we have a friend who's into crypto too!"
Girl: "Yeah, but now he’s not a friend, he’s the main creditor!" 💳💔
A lost Star Atlas ship finally found its way home. GPS: “I told you to turn right 10 light-years ago!” 📡
A Splinterlands monster bought a gym membership to “buff” itself. 💪
- "I sailed the seven seas in The Sandbox!"
- "What did you find?"
- "An NFT treasure chest full of tokenized gems!"
- "Did you keep it?"
- "I shared it with my blockchain crew!" 🏴☠️
- "I built a pirate ship in Decentraland!"
- "What’s the crew like?"
- "Mostly blockchain pirates and token thieves."
- "Do you sail the seas?"
- "Only if the smart contract allows me to." 🏴☠️
"Why does Ethereum always make so many friends in crypto?"
"Because it’s always staking its trust!"
"Does it ever lose friends?"
"Not at all! Ethereum’s blockchain network is too strong!"
"Sounds like the ultimate friend group!"
"Exactly! It’s a decentralized squad!" 💸
"Why does Ethereum always seem to be in a complicated relationship?"
"Because it’s always getting involved in smart contracts!"
"Does that cause problems?"
"Sometimes! Ethereum can’t even get out of a contract without a transaction!"
"Seems a bit intense!"
"Yeah, it’s always committed to the cause!" 💍
I signed up for a crypto gym.
Turns out, my only workout is trying to move my tokens. 💪🪙