Boy: "Look at Bitcoin’s rise, we’re on the verge of becoming millionaires!"
Girl: "We’re on the verge of something else — bankruptcy!"
Boy: "But if Bitcoin hits $100,000, everything will be fine!"
Girl: "Just like your attempts to convince me to invest in crypto instead of gold!" 📉💔
Gods Unchained: "I declare a divine blockchain holiday: No gas fees for 24 hours!"
Star Atlas: "Finally, I can explore the galaxy without breaking my wallet. 🚀💸"
Splinterlands: "I’ll summon extra monsters for the celebrations!"
Gods Unchained: "Just kidding. The gas fees double during holidays. 😂"
Splinterlands & Star Atlas: [sigh]
A Star Atlas player checked the fuel price for their ship.
“This costs more than the ship itself!” 🤯