Friend 1: "I just leveled up my StepN shoes! It cost me $200, but now I’ll earn more!"
Friend 2: "And how long will it take to recover that $200?"
Friend 1: "About a year, but hey, at least I’m exercising!"
Friend 2: "Exercising your patience, I see." 🏃♀️⏳
Boy: "I won $1000 in the game, this is my chance!"
Girl: "You won $1000, but already spent $500 on diarrhea medicine!" 💩💊
Boy: "But I haven’t cashed out all my funds yet!"
Girl: "You won’t cash them out if you don’t get out of the bathroom in time!" 🚽💸
Boy: "I just sold the car to buy more Bitcoin!"
Girl: "Are you crazy? You sold the car?"
Boy: "But if Bitcoin rises 10 times, we’ll live like royalty!"
Girl: "Listen, maybe you should at least buy a metro ticket to get to work?" 🚇
Boy: "Well, I put everything into Bitcoin..." 📉
Investor 1: "Did you hear the crypto market is stabilizing again?"
Investor 2: "Yeah, it’s like a rumor about stable Wi-Fi — sounds too good to be true!" 📶😜
Investor 1: "I agree! Stability is when you don’t check the price every minute!" ⏰💻
Why is Decentraland the best place for virtual reality?
Because you never need to “disconnect”! 🤖
The latest reality show is a Squid Game-themed dating show. The contestants must survive multiple challenges: ‘Red Light, Green Light,’ ‘Tug of War with DeFi Tokens,’ and finally, the most dangerous of all—‘Meeting Their In-Laws with a Failed Crypto Investment.’