The God of Death retired and opened a spa called “Eternal Rest.” 💀
"Why is Ethereum thinking about retirement?"
"Because it’s already planning for a proof-of-stake pension!"
"Is it saving up?"
"Of course! Ethereum knows that even blockchain needs a break sometimes!"
"So, it’s already staking its future?"
"Exactly! Ethereum’s all about secure and steady returns!" 👴
Hamster: "What’s the retirement plan?"
Trader: "HODL until the moon... or until you’re 90."
I started mining for my retirement fund.
So far, I’ve mined 0.2 ETH and a lot of regret. ⛏️💸