I told them, “Just a crypto factory!” 💻
Boyfriend: "I’m almost at the top of the StepN leaderboard!"
Girlfriend: "While you’re climbing that, someone else is winning my heart."
Boyfriend: "What are you talking about?"
Girlfriend: "Alex. He doesn’t walk to earn. He walks to be with me."
Boyfriend: "You can’t be serious."
Girlfriend: "Serious enough to end this. Enjoy your leaderboard." 🏃♂️💔
Friend 1: "I just leveled up my StepN shoes! It cost me $200, but now I’ll earn more!"
Friend 2: "And how long will it take to recover that $200?"
Friend 1: "About a year, but hey, at least I’m exercising!"
Friend 2: "Exercising your patience, I see." 🏃♀️⏳