They compress stress and stay gas-efficient! 💨
They roll with it, compress everything, and prove they’re worth it!
Boy: "Ethereum 2.0 is a whole new level, did you see?"
Girl: "I saw how your crypto portfolio keeps falling."
Boy: "But Ethereum 2.0 is the future!"
Girl: "Exactly. Just like your promises to become a millionaire. Expected in 2030." 🕰️📉
Investor 1: "Did you invest in the new token?"
Investor 2: "Of course! I’m already one step ahead of the market!"
Investor 1: "Did you manage to check its price?"
Investor 2: "No, but I know for sure I’ll regret it if I don’t invest!" 😂📉
Investor 1: "I don’t even know what to think about cryptocurrency — everything is going up and down!"
Investor 2: "The key is not to panic! Like driving a manual car: just grip the wheel tighter!" 🚗💨
Investor 1: "What if I break the gearbox?"
Investor 2: "Well, then we’ll just change the strategy!" 😂
I entered the crypto world for the massive gains.
But now I stay for the dips, because they’re the only thing that seem familiar.
I guess I’m in it for the rollercoaster ride now.