Ethereum: "I’m taking the decentralized route!"
Dogecoin: "I’m here for the meme stops along the way!"
Bitcoin Cash: "I’m avoiding toll roads, no fees for me!"
Ethereum: "Let’s just make sure we have enough gas to get there."
Dogecoin: "Haha, bro, we’re making this trip legendary!"
Bitcoin Cash: "I’m paying for the snacks with no extra charges!" 🚗
Ethereum: "I’m taking the decentralized route, guys!"
Shiba Inu: "I’m just here for the ride and the memes!"
Bitcoin Cash: "Let’s take the highway, I’m fast and low-fee!"
Ethereum: "You two are way too centralized for me."
Shiba Inu: "Yeah, but at least we don’t get stuck in gas fees!"
Bitcoin Cash: "True, let’s keep the speed up and leave Ethereum behind!" 🚗
"Ethereum, why are you staring at the stars?"
"Looking for the constellation of decentralization."
"Do you see it?"
"It’s still in beta." ⛺
"Ethereum, why are we stuck in traffic?"
"Congestion in the network. Happens every time gas prices spike!"
"Can’t we take a shortcut?"
"Only if we upgrade to the Layer-2 highway!" 🚗
Crypto drops happen so fast, it looks like my portfolio is in a comic strip.
One minute I’m flying high, the next minute I’m face-planting into the dirt.