Boy: "I cashed out my tokens from CryptoBlades, now I can buy anything I want!"
Girl: "You can buy toilet paper because I know exactly where you’re heading." 🚽💩
Boy: "But the crypto is rising, I’ll be rich soon!"
Girl: "Soon you’ll be rich, but first you’ll be poor in the bathroom!" 💩💸
Boy: "I won $1000 in the game, this is my chance!"
Girl: "You won $1000, but already spent $500 on diarrhea medicine!" 💩💊
Boy: "But I haven’t cashed out all my funds yet!"
Girl: "You won’t cash them out if you don’t get out of the bathroom in time!" 🚽💸
Boy: "My hamster won, I won! I’m cashing out all my tokens!"
Girl: "You’ll cash out, but diarrhea won’t be as easy to cash out. Remember, it’s just like a hamster battle!"
Boy: "But hamsters can’t lose!"
Girl: "They will, just like your tokens, when you see them disappearing like poop." 💩🎮