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Splinterlands: diarrhea in the virtual world

Boy: "I spent all my money on Splinterlands cards, and now they’re worth nothing!"

Girl: "You can’t even win in the weakest game, and you want to earn money?"

Boy: "But I’m sure one day this game will bring me profits!"

Girl: "You’re like diarrhea — all you leave behind is disappointment." 💩💸

Decentraland’s Virtual Reality 🕶️

Why is Decentraland the best place for virtual reality?

Because you never need to “disconnect”! 🤖

Decentraland Virtual Beach

- "I visited the virtual beach in Decentraland!"

- "What’s the weather like?"

- "Sunny, with a chance of blockchain transactions."

- "Is it warm?"

- "Not as warm as the gas fees." 🏖️

Decentraland Virtual Beach

- "I visited the virtual beach in Decentraland!"

- "What’s the weather like?"

- "Sunny, with a chance of blockchain transactions."

- "Is it warm?"

- "Not as warm as the gas fees." 🏖️

Virtual Veggies

- "I bought a digital carrot farm in The Sandbox!"

- "What’s the ROI on that?"

- "Infinite. They don’t rot."

- "So, when’s the harvest?"

- "As soon as I figure out how to plant them." 🥕

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