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Star Atlas Asteroid Mining Fail

A Star Atlas player tried mining an asteroid.

10 minutes later: “I’ve just mined 5,000 tons of space junk.” 🗑️

Star Atlas Asteroid Incident

A Star Atlas player said, "I hit an asteroid!"

Friend: “Well, at least it wasn't your wallet.” 💸

Star Atlas Asteroid

What’s an asteroid’s favorite game in Star Atlas? Hide and Seek. 🌑

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