Boyfriend: "I reached 10,000 steps today! StepN is paying off!"
Girlfriend: "How much did you make for all that effort?"
Boyfriend: "$3. Isn’t it amazing?"
Girlfriend: "You’re walking 10 kilometers for $3 while I’m walking out the door for free."
Boyfriend: "Wait! Don’t go!"
Girlfriend: "Sorry, I’m stepping out of this relationship." 👟💔
Boyfriend: "StepN has changed my life! I walk, I earn, I feel amazing!"
Girlfriend: "That’s great, but you spend more time walking than with me."
Boyfriend: "I’m doing it for us! The more I walk, the more I earn!"
Girlfriend: "Well, you’ve walked far enough to leave this relationship." 🏃♂️💔
Friend 1: "I just leveled up my StepN shoes! It cost me $200, but now I’ll earn more!"
Friend 2: "And how long will it take to recover that $200?"
Friend 1: "About a year, but hey, at least I’m exercising!"
Friend 2: "Exercising your patience, I see." 🏃♀️⏳
- "I bought a private island in Decentraland!"
- "What’s on it?"
- "Just a palm tree and a hammock."
- "Sounds peaceful. How much did it cost?"
- "5 ETH. The palm tree was extra." 🏝️