Boy: "I won a few matches in Splinterlands, now I’m definitely going to get rich!"
Girl: "You can’t even control your card collection, how do you think you’ll control your earnings?"
Boy: "It’s like diarrhea after a BBQ, I’m sure everything will get better soon!"
Girl: "Well, at least it’s as quick as disappointment hits." 💩🎮
Tried hosting a BBQ in Decentraland…
But no one showed up — turns out, the food was just "virtual"! 🥴
I threw a BBQ during the bull market.
Everyone brought steak, but no one brought gains. 🥩📉