My bank account says $0. My crypto account says $0. Welcome to the blockchain lifestyle.
My budget is so tight, even Bitcoin’s volatility looks stable in comparison.
Budgeting for a student: Rent, food, crypto. Oops, no food.
A player said, “I’ll use only free cards!” Their deck was 90% goblins. “Why do goblins follow me everywhere?” 🧙♂️
A player said, “I’ll build the cheapest deck!” Their deck was entirely goblins. “Why am I losing every match?” 🧝♂️