Dump Jokes - Page 1

• "What happens when you play Squid Game with tokens?"
• "First, you see the price pump, then… the dump!"
• "Just like the game, huh?"
• "Yeah, except in crypto, you don’t have to die to experience it!" 💸🔻

Why don’t crypto traders last in relationships?

Because they pump love fast and dump it faster. 💔📉

Why don’t crypto influencers play poker?

They fold too quickly after a pump.