Boyfriend: "StepN is amazing! We can both join and walk together for money!"
Girlfriend: "How much do we need to start?"
Boyfriend: "Just $1200 for two pairs of NFT sneakers!"
Girlfriend: "Or we could walk for free and save $1200."
Boyfriend: "But where’s the fun in that?"
Girlfriend: "The fun is in not fighting over your next crypto scheme." 👟💔
A Star Atlas explorer said, “I’m going to discover a new planet today!”
5 minutes later: “Oops, I discovered an asteroid field.” 💥
Why did the Splinterlands monster apply for a corporate job? To climb the “ladder” of success! 🧗♂️
"Why is Ethereum training for the Olympics?"
"Because it’s all about scaling the heights of success!"
"What event is it competing in?"
"Definitely the blockchain relay—passing smart contracts from one node to another!"
"So, Ethereum’s a true crypto athlete?"
"Exactly! It’s always scaling new records!" 🏅