Boy: "I leveled up my hamsters to max in Hamster Kombat! They’re unbeatable!"
Girl: "Don’t fool yourself. Diarrhea in the hamster world is always on the horizon. You can see them pooping even during the fight, right?"
Boy: "It’s just their strategy!"
Girl: "A strategy to wipe out all your hopes. Diarrhea wins." 💩🐹
Boy: "My hamster became a real hero, beat everyone in Hamster Kombat!"
Girl: "That’s always the way: first, your hamster is a superhero, then it gets diarrhea from stress!"
Boy: "No, it’s just strategy!"
Girl: "Strategy? You haven’t noticed your hamsters are leaving poop after every battle?" 💩🐹
Boy: "My hamster just beat the enemy in Hamster Kombat, I’m shocked!"
Girl: "Don’t get too excited, it’s all like diarrhea: at first, you think everything’s under control, then your hamsters turn into poop."
Boy: "Nah, you just don’t get it!"
Girl: "I get it! It’s diarrhea in the world of hamsters!" 💩🐹
Hamster: 'I made my own NFT.' Me: 'What’s it of?' Hamster: 'A pixelated sunflower seed!'
Hamster: "I made my first trade! It’s up 10%!"
Trader: "Well done! Are you planning to sell?"
Hamster: "I was thinking of waiting... or should I sell now?"
Trader: "It's too late to sell now, but it's also too late to buy."
Hamster: "I sold everything! It was too risky!"
Trader: "Did the price drop?"
Hamster: "No, it went up. But what if it hadn’t?!"