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What happens to cryptocurrencies when they lose connection to the internet?

They "freeze"!

With an annual inflation rate of 7.5%, you’ll lose half of your dollars in 9 years.

I found a way to beat this rate. It's Bitcoin! In just one year, I lost almost half of my money.

The Drop That Makes You Lose Your Appetite

Crypto drops are like bad food—no matter how much you try to enjoy it, you just can’t.
And now I’m not hungry for profit either.

When You Lose Your Wallet in the Game

I tried to play Squid Game, but my wallet was the first one to get eliminated.

Squid Coin: Fastest Way to Lose Everything

In Squid Game, you die in a game. In crypto, you die in a meme coin pump-and-dump!

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