Mom Jokes - Page 1

My mom asked why I always work in the dark. 🌑

I told her, “It’s the perfect environment for mining!” 💡

My mom asked what I do for a living. 💼

I said, “I turn electricity into digital gold!” 💡✨

My mom asked if I’m printing money. 🖨️

I said, “Nope, just burning it!” 💸

My mom asked what that loud noise is. 📢

I told her, “That’s the sound of money, mom!” 💵

The ‘I Told You So’ Moment

A guy told his friend, "I told you to buy Bitcoin when it was at $1!" The friend replied, "Yeah, but you also told me to buy those 'limited edition' Beanie Babies in 1995, remember?"

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