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Battle Royale: Blockchain Edition

Gods Unchained: "We challenge Splinterlands to a battle royale!"
Splinterlands: "Bring it on! What about Star Atlas?"
Star Atlas: "I’ll spectate from orbit. Too many gas fees on Earth. 🚀🌍"
Splinterlands: "Typical Star Atlas, always in the sky."
Gods Unchained: "Let’s pray they stay there."

Battle Royale: Token Edition

Crypto trading feels like a battle royale—only one token survives, and it’s never yours. 😂💥

Rugged Royale

The last player standing wins, but in Rugged Royale, the real game is figuring out who’s secretly a rug puller. 🎮🚩

Rug Pull Royale

Why don’t crypto traders play battle royales? They’ve had enough of rug pulls! 🪦🎯

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