But instead, it powers my dreams of crypto riches. 💰
Investor 1: "Ethereum 2.0 is something incredible!"
Investor 2: "Yeah, just don’t forget that the updates come slowly… like a delayed internet bill payment!" 📶⌛
Investor 1: "Well, at least when it starts working, it’ll be like launching a rocket!" 🚀
Hamster: 'I’m going to be a crypto whale!' Me: 'Is that a sunflower seed in your paw?'