Boy: "I’m making money by selling property in Upland!"
Girl: "Aren’t you afraid this is like empty land… just like your stomach after morning coffee?"
Boy: "But here are real money!"
Girl: "That’s what you said. And just like your assets in Upland, the money doesn’t stick around long." 💩💵
Boy: "All these tokens in R-PLANET will bring me wealth soon!"
Girl: "Are you sure? You said the same thing when you started collecting poop for fertilizer!"
Boy: "But now it’s cryptocurrency!"
Girl: "When cryptocurrency turns into poop, that’s when you’ll definitely get rich!" 💩💎
Boy: "I just invested everything into R-PLANET, hoping it will bring me a ton of profits!"
Girl: "Are you sure that’s a good idea? It’s like investing in diarrhea!"
Boy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because in the end, you always hope the situation will improve, but it just stays in the mess!" 💩🚀