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Star Atlas Space Taxi

A Star Atlas player ordered a space taxi. Driver: “Where to?”

Player: “I don’t know, just take me away from the black hole!” 🚖

Axie or Taxi?

- "I spent all night farming SLP with my Axie team."

- "How much did you earn?"

- "Enough to take a real taxi to work."

- "Ah, the dream of financial freedom." 🚕

Axie-Taxie

- "I’ve trained my Axie to win battles."

- "Cool, how much are you earning?"

- "Not much, but the rides are free."

- "Wait, is your Axie an Uber driver now?" 🚗

Token Taxi Trouble

In the metaverse, I tried to call a taxi, but they only accepted Dogecoin. The driver said, “Much wow, very cheap!” 🚕🐕

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