Boy: "A new block has opened in Upland with amazing views!"
Girl: "Is there a new toilet nearby? You won’t be able to enjoy the views for long!"
Boy: "That’s a bit too much!"
Girl: "Don’t worry, soon you’ll be looking at toilet paper instead." 💩🚽
Boy: "I bought tons of land in Upland, now I’ll be rich!"
Girl: "Are you sure you’re rich? To me, your land looks more like poop than assets!"
Boy: "You don’t get it, these are virtual assets!"
Girl: "So you’re not afraid they’ll bring you the same problems as diarrhea?" 💩💻
Boy: "My collection of Splinterlands cards will bring me wealth soon!"
Girl: "Well, if you want to earn, you can’t avoid disappointment — like poop you can’t put off."
Boy: "But once I get rare cards, everything will change!"
Girl: "You’re like toilet paper: lots of spending, but little value." 💩🧻
Boy: "My cats are real pros in Catizen now!"
Girl: "Really? And they’re pros not just in games but in leaving marks — all over the house and the toilet!"
Boy: "They’re great, but what do you mean?"
Girl: "As soon as the cat smells new food, he turns into a pro of diarrhea!" 💩🐱🚽
Boy: "I started a new quest in Catizen, my cats are all leveled up!"
Girl: "Don’t forget to add a toilet to the house! You don’t want your cats to have diarrhea right on the lawn!"
Boy: "Don’t worry, they’re virtual!"
Girl: "They’re virtual, but their problems are real. Remember, every cat leaves its mark... and it’s not just love!" 💩🐱