Entered a tournament. Lost immediately. Consider it a donation.
A Splinterlands player entered a tournament. “I’ve got this in the bag!”
5 seconds later: “Wait, why am I fighting a potato?” 🥔
A Splinterlands player entered a tournament. “I’m going to win this for sure!”
10 seconds later: “Wait, am I fighting against a chicken?” 🐔
A Star Atlas player booked a tour of the galaxy.
Guide: “You’ll see stars, black holes, and one very expensive asteroid.” 💎
- "I’m on an Axie world tour!"
- "Where have you been?"
- "I’ve visited Ethereum Island and Bitcoin Beach."
- "What’s next?"
- "I’m heading to Litecoin Land for some vacation tokens!" ✈️
"Welcome to the Blockchain Museum!"
"What’s the highlight?"
"Our exhibit on gas fees—watch as they rise and fall unpredictably!"
"Is it interactive?"
"Yes, but it costs extra to participate!" 🏛️