Investor 1: "Did you invest in DeFi?"
Investor 2: "Yeah, now I’m in search of 'decentralized' wealth!" 💎😎
Investor 1: "Well, I hope you don’t lose all your funds like lost keys!" 🔑😂
"What’s the most dangerous game for crypto whales?"
"Squid Game, of course! They always get trapped by a rug-pull!" 🐋🏚️
Hamster: "I set my stop-loss. I’m safe now!"
Trader: "Do you know what a ‘whale trap’ is?"
Hamster: "What’s that?"
Trader: "It’s when the price drops below your stop-loss... just to spike up again."
Hamster: "I feel like that’s happened to me before."
My mom thought I was wasting time gaming. Now she’s asking for tips on staking her tokens in my game! 🎮💰