Ultimate Jokes - Page 1

Crypto drops test your patience like nothing else.
It’s like waiting for a bus that’s always late, and you’re holding all the tickets.

"How do you survive Squid Game in the crypto world?"

"You survive by keeping your private keys safe and never trusting a rug-puller!" 🔑🛑

"What’s the most dangerous game for crypto whales?"

"Squid Game, of course! They always get trapped by a rug-pull!" 🐋🏚️

"What do you get for winning the Squid Game crypto version?"
"An exclusive NFT, which is worth 0.0001 ETH!" 💎

• "In Squid Game, what’s the worst thing that could happen?"
• "Losing everything in one block!"
• "Sounds like my last staking attempt..."
• "Yeah, it’s called slashing!" ⚔️💥