Boy: "I won a few matches in Splinterlands, now I’m definitely going to get rich!"
Girl: "You can’t even control your card collection, how do you think you’ll control your earnings?"
Boy: "It’s like diarrhea after a BBQ, I’m sure everything will get better soon!"
Girl: "Well, at least it’s as quick as disappointment hits." 💩🎮
A Splinterlands player lagged out of the game. When they reconnected, they had won. “The lag is my new secret weapon!” 💻
A Splinterlands player accidentally won a battle. “How did that happen?”
Opponent: “I think I forgot to play my cards.” 😅