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Why are ZK-Rollups great for dating advice?

Because they always keep it light and prove their worth!

What Happens If You Invest $100 in Crypto Following Twitter Advice?

Day 1: Found a tweet saying, “This coin will 100x! 🚀.” Bought $100 worth. Feeling like a genius.

Day 2: The same account tweets, “Oops, sold too soon.” Coin is down 50%.

Day 3: Another influencer says, “Diamond hands 💎🤲, don’t sell!” HODL mode activated.

Day 7: Coin is now worth $20. Decided to sell, but gas fees are $25.

Day 10: Saw a tweet, “The dip is your chance to buy!” Spent the remaining $20.

Day 30: My $100 investment has turned into a $5 meme NFT. But hey, I’m part of the community now!

Divine Trading Advice

Splinterlands: "Should I sell my dragon NFT now?"
Gods Unchained: "Ask the oracle."
Splinterlands: "What did it say?"
Gods Unchained: "It said, ‘Sell high, buy low.’"
Star Atlas: "That’s just common sense!"
Gods Unchained: "No refunds for divine wisdom. 🙏💸"

Axie Advice

- "What’s your Axie strategy?"

- "Breed, battle, repeat."

- "Sounds like a crypto pyramid scheme."

- "No pyramid. Just endless loops." 🔄

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