Because they always keep it light and prove their worth!
Day 1: Found a tweet saying, “This coin will 100x! 🚀.” Bought $100 worth. Feeling like a genius.
Day 2: The same account tweets, “Oops, sold too soon.” Coin is down 50%.
Day 3: Another influencer says, “Diamond hands 💎🤲, don’t sell!” HODL mode activated.
Day 7: Coin is now worth $20. Decided to sell, but gas fees are $25.
Day 10: Saw a tweet, “The dip is your chance to buy!” Spent the remaining $20.
Day 30: My $100 investment has turned into a $5 meme NFT. But hey, I’m part of the community now!
Splinterlands: "Should I sell my dragon NFT now?"
Gods Unchained: "Ask the oracle."
Splinterlands: "What did it say?"
Gods Unchained: "It said, ‘Sell high, buy low.’"
Star Atlas: "That’s just common sense!"
Gods Unchained: "No refunds for divine wisdom. 🙏💸"
- "What’s your Axie strategy?"
- "Breed, battle, repeat."
- "Sounds like a crypto pyramid scheme."
- "No pyramid. Just endless loops." 🔄