A Splinterlands player was nervous before a battle.
“What if my cards get cold feet?” ❄️
The market may drop, but my anxiety keeps going up.
Crypto drop is like a broken elevator, taking you straight to the basement.
At least I know it can’t get any lower… right?
My altcoin promised to fly high.
It did—but straight into the ground. 📉💥
Why do crypto fans love free airdrops?
Because it’s the only thing they don’t have to HODL. 🎈💰