A player summoned a “Powerful Dragon.” Instead, they got a chicken with a cape. “Well, at least it’s wearing a cape.” 🐔
A Star Atlas player tried to time travel. “I’ll go to the future!”
5 minutes later: “I just went 5 minutes into the past.” ⏰
A Star Atlas player saw a black hole and said, “I’ll avoid it!” They flew straight into it. “Oops, guess I’m taking the scenic route.” 🌌
Hamster: "I lost my wallet!"
Trader: "What did you lose?"
Hamster: "My hard wallet!"
Trader: "Your what? You mean your cold storage?"
Hamster: "I thought cold storage was the fridge!"
I told my friend about a blockchain fork.
He asked if it was silver or stainless steel. 🍴😂
I told my grandma I was mining.
She asked if I found gold. ⛏️💡