Now even my toaster is jealous of the rig. 🍞
Now my car has to park on the blockchain! 🛠️
Girlfriend: "You’ve been walking so much for StepN. When was the last time we had dinner together?"
Boyfriend: "I’ve been busy earning rewards. You know that!"
Girlfriend: "While you were walking alone, I had dinner with someone who actually shows up."
Boyfriend: "Wait… who?"
Girlfriend: "Michael. He doesn’t walk for rewards. He walks me to the door after every date."
Boyfriend: "I can’t believe this."
Girlfriend: "Believe it. You chose StepN. I chose love." 👟💔
A: "Why did Splinterlands and Gods Unchained team up?"
B: "To farm Star Atlas tokens faster!"
A: "Did it work?"
B: "Almost, but then the network crashed from too much farming. 🌾⛔"
A: "Classic blockchain problem."
A Splinterlands monster started farming cards.
"These crops yield legendary cards." 🌾
Why don’t Axies farm for food?
They prefer to “breed” their way to success! 🥚
- "I started a farm in The Sandbox!"
- "What do you grow?"
- "NFT crops like crypto-corn and blockchain berries."
- "Do they need water?"
- "Just a bit of token farming and some smart contract sunshine!" 🌽
Hamster: 'I’m farming yields!' Me: 'What are you growing?' Hamster: 'Sunflower seeds, of course!'
I started a yield farming game. Now I spend my weekends harvesting imaginary crops and praying APYs don’t dry up. 🌾💧