I skipped studying to catch a pump. Now I’m failing both crypto and calculus.
Boyfriend: "I’ll make it big with StepN, I promise! Just a little more walking!"
Girlfriend: "You’ve been saying that for months. How much have you earned in total?"
Boyfriend: "$120. But think of the long-term!"
Girlfriend: "Long-term? The only long-term I see is me walking away."
Boyfriend: "But I love you!"
Girlfriend: "You love StepN more. Goodbye." 🏃♀️💔
Boyfriend: "StepN will help us build a future together! Trust me!"
Girlfriend: "The only thing it’s built is distance between us."
Boyfriend: "But I’m doing this for us!"
Girlfriend: "No, you’re doing it for yourself. Goodbye."
Boyfriend: "Wait! Can I at least track my steps while I chase you?" 🏃♂️💔
Boy: "I bought Bitcoin at the peak, and now it’s dropped to the bottom!"
Girl: "You died of disappointment before you saw the price rise again."
Boy: "But next time, I’ll do it right!"
Girl: "You don’t need the next time: you’ve become a victim of cryptocurrency death." 💀📉
Hamster: "Should we buy this dip?"
Trader: "Only if we want to catch the next one!"